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Arscast right here on Arseplog. How are you? Hope you're well. Thank you very much indeed as always

for being here. It's an inter-law of course, which means things are a bit quiet. We were going to do something a little bit different. You know, follow the trends. It's important, you know, in the podcasting world to see what's going on around you,

as much as you might blaze a trail yourself, you've got to see what it is that people want.

Unfortunately, Kai Havert's mom was not available to come on the show today.

However, we do have plenty to talk about.

There's been a lot going on this week.

The post-Newcastle stuff rumbles on and on and on because this week we were treated to

the audio of the decision-making process that led to Anthony Gordon's goal

being awarded in that game, Howard Webb and his little puppet friend, Michael

Owen, did their funny little TV show and they spent over six minutes talking about all that

and then about two seconds to talk about the incident involving

Bruno Gimmerish and Georgino. Now they didn't release the audio for that, however, it was made public, I think by Team News and Ticks.

I think he's leaked lineups on Instagram as well, Team News and Ticks on Twitter.

He leaked that audio out for all of us to hear and it was quite something to listen to two

match officials see what they saw you know it was pretty fucking obvious and then

decide that a red card was not the thing to do. I don't quite know how they came to that

conclusion. The language they used was strange to say the least, the fact that he didn't use

his arm as a weapon. And the reality is that we all know had that been, for example,

Granite Jaka, who'd done that to any other player, he would have been banned for about 15 months,

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