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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 758 - The Narration In 1883

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2022

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Jessie does her drawling impression of the narration in the show '1883', Tonya Harding stops in with a special message, the Metaverse is going to be trash, sad Super Bowl commercials are terrible, and Ross tries to figure out how he'd like to be executed if he ever committed a crime.

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, new Patterson Revolution!

0:16.0

Ross you by Ghostbath.com!

0:22.0

James!

0:24.0

What?

0:25.0

You have a look of confusion on your face.

0:27.0

Why isn't it?

0:28.0

Um, I just had an air on my YouTube.

0:31.0

Oh you did?

0:32.0

It wouldn't play back.

0:34.0

Oh look at you, look at you.

0:36.0

Maybe, James, maybe you should narrate it.

0:40.0

Maybe you should narrate it like the little blonde girl.

0:44.0

Yellow hair lightning in 1883.

0:46.0

Go ahead, go, go.

0:49.0

YouTube is a scary place,

0:53.0

but the wonder and majesty

0:57.0

is powerful.

1:00.0

I am powerful.

1:03.0

But I am weak against any penis that I see.

1:09.0

I just need every dick on this prairie.

1:14.0

I mean that little slut.

1:16.0

It's crazy isn't it?

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