Episode #758 - Ducks of Chaos
Legion of Skanks Podcast
Gas Digital Network
4.7 • 6.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2023
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Comedians Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, and Dave Smith discuss dancing with a girl for the first time, video of a raging lunatic yelling the N word in public, how the butterfly effect impacts traffic, Luis’ chaos theory tattoos, and trans athletes. All This and More, ONLY on The Most Offensive Podcast on Earth, The LEGION OF SKANKS!!!
Air Date: 06/16/23
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| 0:00.0 | Fill her up. |
| 0:02.0 | You're listening to the gas digital network. |
| 0:30.0 | I love so long. |
| 0:37.0 | Now I can't see my song. |
| 0:48.0 | Listen, listen, that was the first song I ever asked the girl to dance too. |
| 0:54.0 | No, that's not true. |
| 0:55.0 | The first song was in the sixth grade Jennifer Scabiel. |
| 0:58.0 | I don't know what the song was. |
| 1:01.0 | What you say? |
| 1:03.0 | I answered it gets like a heavy song. |
| 1:08.0 | If you don't for whom the bell calls. |
| 1:11.0 | Hey Denise. |
| 1:16.0 | I'm going to wiggle in. |
| 1:19.0 | I'm going to go to the first time I asked her to dance. |
| 1:22.0 | She's like, you actually look pretty good tonight. |
| 1:25.0 | You have mine. |
| 1:28.0 | You slow dancing to metal songs rules. |
| 1:31.0 | It gets hard. |
| 1:33.0 | No, I the first girl I ever asked the slow dance was Jennifer Scabiel in the sixth grade. |
| 1:38.0 | She was a girl. |
| 1:39.0 | She was just very pretty. |
| 1:41.0 | Kind of a quiet chick. |
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