Episode 756 - Dana Smith

Stop Podcasting Yourself

Graham Clark and Dave Shumka

Comedy

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2022

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Dana Smith returns to talk schoolyard games, the first day of school, and Bachman Cummings.

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0:00.0	Hi, he's Dave Shumka, and he's Graham Clark, and together we host Stop Podcasting Yourself.
0:15.0	Woo!
0:23.0	Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 756.
0:26.0	So Stop Podcasting Yourself, my name is Graham Clark, and with me as always is a man who I think is probably really ready for fall.
0:35.0	But I happen to know this evening is taking in a baseball game, Mr. Dave Shumka.
0:40.0	Yeah, they're the boys of summer.
0:43.0	I can see them, they're round-skinned, shotting in the sun.
0:46.0	They're wayfarers on.
0:49.0	Yeah, going to a baseball match, a game of rounders.
0:56.0	And taking in the local flavor, we got front row seats on the first baseline.
1:02.0	Turn you want to be, really, hear the guys talking to each other.
1:06.0	Yeah, hear them slapping each other's butt.
1:09.0	Yeah, and hear the catcher saying mean things to the hitter thing.
1:15.0	You're never gonna make a career.
1:18.0	Yeah, you're never gonna make a career.
1:21.0	They were in single A, and now the league is called High A.
1:25.0	I don't know what the difference means except that the season's longer.
1:29.0	So yeah, none of these people are in the major league.
1:33.0	These are not major league players, but they'll probably be trash talking each other about.
1:37.0	Like, you'll never make the major league, can you do it?
1:39.0	Yeah, you'll be on a bad team.
1:40.0	There is crying in baseball and you're doing all of it, you suck, you suck.
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