I said welcome to, welcome to, welcome to, the dirty sports park cast, with Andy

Ruth, the angel brainer. Welcome to, welcome to, the dirty sports park cast. Welcome to the dirty sports

podcast. I am your host, Andy Ruther, coming to you live from Cincinnati, Ohio, with my co-host

from Los Angeles, California. Joey, no chill brainer. Good morning, Andy. Morning. After

noon, time zone, travel. We're here. Time travel. That's right, man. Can I start the show with a

shout out? Yeah, of course. I want to shout out Dirtball Chris Wolff at underscore Viking Wolff,

who sent me a dope minor league baseball hat, sent me a hat for his local minor league team,

the Daytona Tortuga's just a fire hat. And I don't know. I mean, he saw a fire minor league hat and

was like, Joe Prano needs this. And I appreciate that thoughtfulness. What's it start the show that's

shout out? What's a Tortuga? A turtle. Turtle, right? Yeah. Now, I was having this conversation

with someone the other day. By the way, there are Cincinnati Reds affiliate. So there you go, Andy.

Oh, nice together. Nice. I was having this conversation the other day, minor league teams

are such cooler names. Yeah. Like the originality and just the cool uniqueness of minor league baseball,

I would argue among all professional sports, minor league baseball has the coolest names.

Well, there's just so many teams that they have to like go levels and levels deeper and stuff

like that. But also, you know, minor league baseball, like I almost wish. Like you had to attend a

minor league baseball game once a year to like renew your membership to buy major league baseball tickets

because just the vibe, the attitude, everything around minor league baseball is so great. Yeah.

And then you got the people who are just like pretend baseball fans that are like

Tortuga is offensive because that's a Spanish word for turtle. And you know, there's just so

much going on with immigration in this country and you're like, shut the fuck up. Just relax and enjoy

baseball. I would argue actually, this could be an interesting discussion that minor league baseball

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