Episode #752 - Two African Queens

Legion of Skanks Podcast

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4.8 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, & Dave Smith discuss Luis travel mishap that made him miss Mondays show, Jay preparing to perform in a baseball stadium, how lame it is for some rockstars to still sing about angst in their old age, the best part of a skeleton to bone, the woman who keyed $500,000 of damage into a lot full of cars. All This and More, ONLY on The Most Offensive Podcast on Earth, The LEGION OF SKANKS!!

Air Date: 05/26/23

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0:00.0	We have a lot of opportunity. Oh, wait a second. Hello, didn't see those on the front.
0:05.7	Whoa. That's again, the two little hand jobs, we two little fists. Oh my God.
0:10.0	If you look at it, it looks like too big headed like African women bending over and kissing
0:15.4	a giant dick on the whole. I see it completely. I absolutely see it. It's turning me on, dude.
0:24.1	Fill her up. You're listening to the gas digital network.
0:30.0	We do hit that bomb blast in the shot glass. Listen to the car. Catch it.
0:38.7	It's all up in your bomb. Yeah. Big Jake. Till it's from like old James Simpson.
0:42.4	And the quit. If the famous love don't be hit break quick by that big dick.
0:46.9	James. Yeah. He all up in your ribs while he talking politics. Don't get hit.
0:50.8	When you drive out by that hoda big and snake. If not you won't fill it.
0:55.0	We did a skits.
1:03.0	Hey, everybody's Legion Skanks podcast coming to you from our zoom show.
1:06.7	Everybody, the skanks are on the house. We got Davey Smith. Hello.
1:10.4	We got the Puerto Rican rattlesnake Lewis J Gomez. What's up, doggies?
1:14.8	And I'm big J.O. Kerson. It's good to see you boys. We're all back together again,
1:19.3	even though we're not together. Lewis was absent from Monday because of travel scheduling.
1:26.4	Did you have a show Sunday night? Yeah. That's the thing. I try to avoid Monday traveling
1:32.9	home because I assume something like that's going to happen when fuck up all my work.
1:38.2	Yeah. I mean, typically I don't do Sunday night shows, but it was just fucking, you know.
1:43.2	You know, you know how it all fucking goes. It was a goddamn nightmare. I really kept it together
1:47.5	the whole time too. Yeah. You didn't yell at one airport worker. Well, Jay, it's a great
1:54.1	thing on a Lewis curve here. Oh, okay. I kept it together. He didn't fistfight anyone.
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