This episode of Cognitive Dissidence is brought to you by our patrons. You fucking rock.

Be advised that this show is not for children, faint of heart or the easily offended.

The explicit tag is there for a reason. Oh, well, this is cognitive dissonance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.

We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big, or makes us mad.

Skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome at.

This is a second time in a couple of weeks I'm having to do this because of a weird schedule for Tom and I.

We had to shift several things around in the past couple of weeks.

So this episode is a Vulgarity for charity episode. We recorded with

Noah Heath and Eli several weeks ago. So this particular episode is entirely a

vulgarity for charity. It's all the high donor roasts.

And it's gonna sit in its own place on our feed,

so hope you guys enjoy it.

Here it is. Oh, I'm not. Welcome to a Vulgarity for Charity's Special Show so we can celebrate an amazing charity drive and roast the hell out of some people.

To do this proper, we have to invite the meanest men in podcasting and their mascot, Noah, Heath, and Eli.

So as much as I appreciate the superlative,

Tom, this is a profession dominated by Alt-Write Biggots.

I'm going to reject it, but I thank you for giving us some kind of Ist.

I hate people so much.

They're just the worst people.

People are the worst people.

I am the gritty of this podcast.

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