Don't cry, don't raise your eye, it's only teenage wasteland.

Democrats are set to take control of the US Senate, House and the White House.

This is the down is one of those progressive administrations in American history.

Guard willing, everything is on the table.

You now can pass things without a filibuster threat.

Oh, you regret this?

And you may regret it a lot sooner than you think.

You and I have a rendezvous with destiny.

We'll preserve for our children this the last best hope of man on earth, or we'll sentence

them to take the last step into a thousand years of darkness.

That's how you start an episode.

Welcome to the Rufus variety, a special 75th extravaganza.

75 episodes already.

And here's the thing is, bubble Riley, all-time classic.

When I want to get like pumped up, that's what I throw on.

And that's what, you know, we had to bring it.

Had to do it.

This is a huge episode.

A huge, huge episode.

Ladies and gentlemen, Tucker Carlson is with us today.

Let's go.

Let's go.

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