All right, so what happens when you hit this person on the bike?

Like, I had the law on my side, because when the Johnny Law pulled, I was this old white guy got out, and I was leaning on my car. He was like, this is your car? And I was like, yeah, and now I'm in a Porsche, so I knew. I'm like, oh, they're going to call the people. Yeah, because you have to follow the same rules of traffic as a car. She was on the sidewalk on the opposite side of the street, jumped in the crosswalk while the numbers were counting down as I was making the left.

Oh, so it's her fault.

By law, it was her fault. But what I experienced then was racism on a whole different level.

Because when the cop showed up, an old white guy got out of the car and came up to me, he was like,

whose car is this? I was like, it's my car up to me. He was like, whose car is this?

I was like, it's my car, sir. And he was like, sir, are you okay? Real calm. Sir, are you okay? I was like, yes, sir, I'm good. And then he went over to the Latino and he just started yelling at them. Like, what are you doing riding your bike in a crosswalk? You know how dangerous this is? is that bike regulation he's saying that to her friend

the girl in the ambulance he's trying to write her friends a ticket because they ain't got on

helmet or something and i'm sitting back uneasy i was gonna say something to the cop but i was like

let me see how this play out and i'm like damn this how white people feel. You know what I mean? I like to eat a lot? I like to eat a lot.

It scares me when she's driving.

It scares me where she's driving and that always

causes a fight I like to fuck in the morning and I like to fuck at night

sometimes it drives me crazy

All those things you do

You're a big fat gentile

And you're a dirty chew

Sometimes you are wrong

Sometimes you're not right

I like teep bus in the morning.

And I suck dick at night.

Ralphie, what is your dream car?

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