Episode 75: Christmas Christmas Elevator Death

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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Events, Ness, Ben, New, Roundtable, Radio, York, Kevin, Cryptozoology, Barnett, Talk, Beast, Brain, Murderfist, Comedy, Round, Current, Kissel, Table, Monster, Gentlemen, Loch

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Look, we know they were probably perfectly nice people. But damn, when there's two elevator deaths in one week, and when they're as absolutely bizarre as these, then there's no way we couldn't have talked about them both. FIRE.

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0:00.0	Around table. Gentlemen! Let's draw a no mind!
0:04.0	Hello, gentlemen! Hello, no watch what!
0:09.0	I am at will!
0:13.0	Stammer action, gentlemen!
0:15.0	Well, what's the topic of discussion?
0:19.0	Civility, gentlemen. Always civility.
0:25.0	Dear B.L.S. Boom!
0:27.0	Thank you so much for my sweet teats and my sweet friends. I enjoy sucking and milking off of both of them.
0:32.0	You are fantastic demon beast in the sky.
0:36.0	And please bless this episode. God knows we have a couple of blacks and a couple of Jews.
0:41.0	So we're gonna need your assistance.
0:44.0	Half a Jew.
0:45.0	One half a Jew.
0:46.0	All right, I'm sorry we have a half a black and a couple of Jews.
0:49.0	We're gonna need your assistance. It is not gonna be pretty.
0:53.0	In your sweet sweet cut we pray. Amen!
0:58.0	Amen!
0:59.0	Very bad prayer.
1:01.0	Was it a bad one?
1:03.0	It was bad?
1:05.0	No, it was bad. It was kind of funny. I understand what you were going for.
1:09.0	Sure, you never know what's gonna happen at the round table of gentlemen.
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