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Episode 749:Trees: The Wood Wide Web

Sofa King Podcast

Sofa King Podcast

Comedy, History, Society & Culture

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Sofa King Podcast, we talk about one of the most important and often misunderstood living beings on the planet. That’s right, we talk about trees. At first, this seemed like a boring topic, but once the research started, our minds were blown. The big reveal was that trees have a fungal network weaved into their root systems that trees use talk to each other and share nutrients and resources. There are also things called “Mother Trees” that have a memory of good and bad times stored in their DNA, and they use this fungal network to upload this DNA into younger trees to “teach them” if a threat arises. From talking to birds when they need to eliminate bugs, to alternate alien worlds and what they would look like without lumber, we go deep on this one. Visit our Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree https://www.arborday.org/trees/treefacts/ https://www.treehugger.com/facts-about-trees-4868798 https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/mother-trees-are-intelligent-they-learn-and-remember/ https://e360.yale.edu/features/are_trees_sentient_peter_wohlleben https://www.treepeople.org/2023/04/14/fungi-and-trees-plants

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0:00.0

We advise you to get off the streets as quickly as possible.

0:03.4

It'll soon be a war up there.

0:05.0

And we are as a people opposed to secret societies,

0:09.0

the secret oaths, and the secret proceedings.

0:12.3

Weapons of mass destruction destruction I take the threat very seriously

0:17.3

a new world order government thanks you for your participation

0:26.1

you are now listening to the world famous sofa king podcast. Please read from sheets. I am. I am. I am. So for king. Now repeat all very fast, please. I am.

0:40.0

So far. Faster. I am. No, not so fast. You use this meaning. I am so for King with Lietard.

0:49.0

Oh, you say? funny things? It's... This glass might be cracked. I went light on it because I was scared.

1:07.0

I think there is a crack.

1:09.0

Breaking your motor motor motorized.

1:12.0

Rake your motor Glass at some point.

1:14.0

If it was black it wouldn't crack.

1:15.0

There's a crack right there in the front and it's going up to the top.

1:18.0

Motherfucker, yeah, it is.

1:20.0

So I clinked it on the side all careful.

1:21.0

And he cracked it.

1:24.0

Check it up my shit.

1:25.0

At least it wasn't the crazy fucking one.

1:27.0

It's like a weird, that's a weird crack.

1:29.0

That's like a middle thing.

1:31.0

But it could be like Jade.

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