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The explicit tag is there for a reason. Oh, well, it's not. Recording live from

from Clory Hole Studios in Chicago and beyond. This is cognitive distance. Every episode we blast

anyone who gets in our way. We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and

irreverence.

To any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical, it's political, and there is.

No welcome mad at today is Thursday

February the first that you're hearing this today in our world is actually

Thursday January the 25th because we record two shows in a row.

20.

It is. It is the same day.

But for you, it's different.

For you, it's different. So your ears, right now, it's February the 1st. All right so let's start with this story because I

fucking love it. Toronto Sun Chinese marathon runner disqualified for chain smoking

through the entire race. That's great. That's great. There's a picture of this

fucking guy jogging along, puffing a fucking cig at the same time time he finishes the marathon season three hours and 33 minutes.

That's a fucking fast time man.

All right so we're gonna do do this real quick you said how much

three 33 so you said three 33 let me do a little little back of the

envelope actually apple calculations

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