Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay?

Have you or any member of your family ever been diagnosed, schizophrenic, mentally incompetent?

My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.

I'd call that a big yes.

Are you habitually using drugs, stimulants, alcohol?

No.

No, no.

Just asking.

Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

What has that got to do with it?

Back off, man.

T.C. and Jake.

Hey, Jake. Thanks for welcoming me to Grapevine here. Now that we are here and have this opportunity, would you like to go to the Warhammer store once we're done?

Yeah, I don't know what that is. I don't recall ever seeing it.

It's the jewel of Grapevine's downtown. Across from the deli that you recommended to me,

they have a store. It's a regular storefront. It looked like it may be, I'm not saying this

with any certainty, but just throwing it a guest could have carried something like school supplies

in an earlier bygone day. Okay. But now. How are those stores doing these days? I mean, I have to think they're doing bad, right? Yeah, yeah.

So you got it, you guys switch over. Maybe something catered to more niche, like fans of the, you know, figurine, painted figurine-based board game.

It's not a board game.

I don't know what you're talking about.

They have a fucking Warhammer store.

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