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Oh James!

You know what day it is?

It's Pine Cone Day, James.

Pine Cone Day, it's Jimmy Tree Legs Day.

Here he is and it's a little tiny basket of pine cones.

Of pine cones.

Yeah, it's our fictitious holiday.

If you're new to this show and not true to this show, we invented a holiday because

it's face it, everybody's inventing holidays or just days for themselves.

We always, this is always a debate of how it happened because the conversation, if you go back to the tape,

if you roll the tape, which fortunately we actually have.

Sure.

But if you roll the tape, we were talking about not having because we're so white,

even though I thought I was Mexican for a long time and was really trying to hold on to those traditions.

They never really felt right to me.

So I was like, as super, super white people, there's no real, do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

Day that's like yours.

Yeah.

That's like a thing that you do and we, you know, what's the tradition of that day,

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