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Welcome to, welcome to the dirty sports podcast

I said welcome to, welcome to the dirty sports podcast

Welcome to, welcome to the dirty sports podcast

Welcome to the dirty sports podcast

I am your host Andy Ruther, coming to you live from Cincinnati, Ohio with my co-host from Los Angeles, California

Joey, no joke, preno

Good morning, Andy

It's a big day for you, man. It's a day you were met two or three from the yanks, big day dog

It's that day you came out of your mother's vagina

Yeah, that's yeah

You know, I used to do a bit, you know, my birthday bit, and that I used to do in my standup

And for a long time, I tried not for a long time, I should say for a short time

A couple times, I was like trying to work in, like, you know, these, my bit's always about how girls over do their birthday

And it's like, you didn't even do anything on your birthday

Like I feel like your birthday should be call your mom day

It should be like everybody call my mom and tell my mom good job today

Yeah, I mean, I mean, I appreciate the Venmos and the, you know, the Miller light shout outs

And I appreciate all that stuff, but it's like I didn't do anything today. I was just, you know, enjoying the warm darkness

And then, you know, clawed my way to the light. She did all the work. I feel like birthdays should be mom celebration days

And I also feel like the women back then, I can already see women getting mad at me now

Yeah, had a lot more work to do than like my mom gave birth in the wagon in the old west

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