Episode 740 - Jussie Smollett‘s Bathhouse Confession
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 December 2021
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Ross has risen from the dead and rejoins the show to break down the Jussie Smollett trial, the Alec Baldwin interview on 20/20 and Baldwin's claim that he never pulled a trigger, and Ross talks about missing the first Braves World Series win in 26 years.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm on! Hello! Happy Tuesday! |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to Ross Patterson Revolution. Hi boys! Hello! How are you? Look at these gorgeous dudes and we have a special guest with us today. Enough of the horseshit. Enough of the horseshit. A special guest. Austin Byers Club. Ross Patterson. I mean we'll address the elephant in the room here. I mean we've got to. I really think we've got to. |
| 1:00.0 | We went back to the new guy. You went back to the new guy. You are at my goal weight. I'm so freaking jealous. For a high school diver. I know. For a Chinese diver. I'm at the dream weight right now. Voices a little rough obviously. Just got out of the hospital. Busted you out. My God. Yeah, I had to bust you out. I've got. They wouldn't let you go. Eight auditions lined up already. Remake of the machinist. |
| 1:30.0 | Dallas Byers Club. Queen BioPick. Freddie Mercury. Oh, later year. Yes. And then we're doing a reboot of 50k. We're gonna do the last part. We're gonna refilm the last part of that movie. Also up for. It's a pretty cool to fill it out for you. I'm playing Tom Hanks. We first get to AIDS. So. Didn't he progress in that movie? |
| 1:59.5 | Well, he progressed to death, about a three month movie. |
| 2:02.5 | So I'm playing the earlier years where, boom, he gets super skinny and then |
| 2:08.3 | Tom Hanks goes on and dies later. It's a very better call soul. |
| 2:12.3 | Oh, I see. I see. Yeah. |
| 2:14.4 | So like in the prequel to Philadelphia, you're going to be like, |
| 2:17.4 | oh, I remember that part. Yeah. |
| 2:21.1 | Where it's like, oh, my God. I don't have a lawyer yet. What am I going to do? |
| 2:25.6 | Right, right. I'm still sucking dick for cash like that type of shit. |
| 2:29.5 | I don't think that's what? I don't think that's the story of it. It is. |
| 2:34.6 | Philadelphia. It is. And then he goes to Liberty Bell. |
| 2:37.4 | The whole thing and he lives underneath that for like three months. |
| 2:40.9 | So you're welcome. You're welcome for all that voice will be back to full strength here in a |
| 2:46.6 | couple of weeks. I thought I'd give it a go. See what happens today. |
| 2:52.4 | Yeah, there was too much going on for me to sit on the sidelines. Yeah. |
| 2:56.3 | Um, I mean, people, honestly, people were wanting it. They would take, |
| 3:02.7 | they'll take any form of Ross Patterson, right? Uh-huh. I mean, my God, you guys, it's been, |
| 3:10.4 | I mean, now you can answer the messages. |
| 3:13.3 | Sure. So now you can like say whatever you want to say, like, where's Ross, |
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