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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 74: The Trial Of Cool Cat

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2018

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Mike and JF are back in the studio to talk about expired water, anonymous enemies, and the big election. With music by Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and, of course, our good friend Mark Brendle. For more of the BULL HOCKEY, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. For just $5, which back in the 1800s was probably worth a lot of money so bad example, you'll get access to hours and hours of bonus Mike, JF, and some other guys occasionally style content. THIS WEEK: The debut of a brand new segment...The 3 pack!

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0:00.0

Oh no they get another YKS.

0:04.3

Look out here comes another YKS.

0:06.7

Time to find out why YKS.

0:09.1

Sit down and listen to the mic and JF.

0:11.3

Oh no, they get another YKS.

0:14.0

Now you gotta hear another YKS.

0:16.0

Time to find out why YKS.

0:18.0

Put your headphones on, I'm going to Jeff. I'm voting today in Illinois and running for

0:27.8

Governor we have Bruce Rowder and J. B. Prisker. They're both huge pieces of shit.

0:33.0

So I wrote in Jesse Farrar.

0:36.0

So, Jesse, congratulations on your single vote for Governor of Illinois.

0:39.0

You're the biggest dumb ass I could think of.

0:42.0

Hey everybody, welcome to a very special election day recording. But the midterms, I don't think you do that song.

0:55.0

You got to do, so that's the presidential march, right?

1:01.0

Is that what it's called?

1:02.0

You don't even have to vote in the midterms if you don't want to.

1:04.5

They're not important.

1:05.9

You can skip these ones.

1:06.8

You can sit these ones out.

1:08.1

I will say that I did vote for Donald Trump,

1:10.9

because this is my plan.

1:13.0

I did too and I'll tell you why.

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