This week on Chapel Trap House are three intrepid heroes find themselves investigating some

naughty and suspicious going to odd in a DC area.

Let's do it.

It is January 16th, 1925, and the three of you host a body niche

radio show called Capone Speakeasy.

You guys, please introduce your characters and what you're doing in the study.

I am playing the part of Dr. William Hackenbush.

My character's name is Felix Cumtree.

I'm Dr. Matthew Pennyfarthing. Felix Cum

I'm Dr. Matthew Pennyfarthing I also have a massive leg wound from when I attempted self-sucking surgery

You find a leaflet on the ground advertising the grand opening of an establishment called Comet

Pizzeria.

Have you boys noticed that Mary Pickford is a listener to the show?

We'll start with you.

There's one burly guy coming at you.

All right?

Let off a shot.

Roll it.

Yeah.

But try to get a lucky shot.

That was a lucky shot. That was a lucky shot.

Hell yeah!

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