Oh yeah, oh you're not going to get away this time, are you Sasquatch? Oh no, here we go. Oh, I'm chasing you down buddy. Oh yeah I am. No no no. Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh no. Oh crap. Oh. Oh. Oh, crayab. Oh, okay. Good.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon there, sir.

You, uh, you were moving at a pretty good pace there is you know that's why I had to

Had to throw my lights on and pull you over there

Oh officer. I I swear I'm not doing anything wrong here.

Okay, calm down. Now, I gotta tell you, I was sitting there in my car,

uh, just doing my job, you know, filling out paperwork and I saw you go buzzing by me now at the time I didn't have my radar on there so I turned it on and it takes a good 15 seconds to warm up here.

So I didn't start to follow you what we call a pursuit.

I started to pursue you.

And I was able to still clock you exceeding the speed limit there and that that is not easy to do as these are poorly regulated roads with lots of straightways.

Yeah, officer, listen, yeah, look, I'm not a bad guy okay I am not a bad guy and I am just

out here doing my civic duty as a pietr a yard of Minnesota and I swear I am not doing I'm not

react in the law I hate to uh... hate to interrupt you there but uh...

uh... you are breaking the law and uh... but i i am i'm intrigued

i gotta tell you by uh... your story now you said you're doing your duty as a

uh... citizen patriot

uh... officer you see here yeah you see what i'm doing here is I'm chasing down a squash.

I just saw him, he started in my backyard and he was fooling around with my rubber- trash bands and I was like hey there

scratch get out of that trash band's hair get on out of here and he took off and I

said oh Martha I'm gonna go out there and I going to snap a picture of him and so I jumped in my old mobile here and I jumped into the road until the highway and we just started chasing and he runs fast.

Did you know how fast Asquatch can run? he runs fast. Did you know how fast

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