Episode 74 - IKEA Cheat Codes
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Chris Wood
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🗓️ 30 April 2021
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And Ladies and gentlemen welcome to oil presentations episode 74 IKEA cheat codes interior design |
| 0:28.1 | what's up it's Friday how you guys doing I oddball pick right interior? Interior, what happened to World War II, Chris? Well, if the |
| 0:37.2 | shows about learn about things I have no idea about |
| 0:43.0 | This turns out interior design. I didn't even know I had this hole in my game |
| 0:51.0 | And when I say hole in my game, it's, that's like, that's generous. |
| 0:58.0 | I would say, I'm less like a pitcher who has a, like a wild curveball in Major League Baseball and more like a |
| 1:06.9 | child who's never heard about the game of baseball when it comes to interior design |
| 1:12.2 | I found out like has doesn't even know the rules |
| 1:16.8 | doesn't understand how to learn the rules like you put me in the outfield I'm gonna put that glove on my head backwards like a horseshoe crab and have fun |
| 1:26.2 | I'm gonna play around the dirt nobody told me anything coach is gonna yell quit playing with the |
| 1:30.6 | ants Danny when I played little league Quit playing with the ants, Danny. |
| 1:37.0 | When I played Little League there was his kid, Dan. We were young too, but like that was back when coaches would yell at kids. |
| 1:42.0 | We were like six or seven and they would put they would that's yeah that they |
| 1:47.6 | will put him in the outfield and he would just play play with the ants and that coach would scream we were like six I don't know you're like |
| 1:55.0 | quit playing with the ants Danny it's dude still with me |
| 2:00.1 | 25 years later that's still that's still funny to me watching him get yelled at |
| 2:06.4 | Anyway, so we're doing interior design because I |
| 2:10.8 | Again, I'm moving into a different place, getting out of my parents' house, okay? |
| 2:15.6 | Pandemic, but it's lasted long enough. |
| 2:17.8 | We can all agree on that, right? |
| 2:20.1 | So got a place, moved a couple of things in there, but then realized that I, I don't know how else to put anything else in there. |
| 2:29.2 | Like I could throw a bed in there, but I didn't, I, I'm too old to be sleeping on a mattress and lying to myself |
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