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The Holy Post

Episode 74: Disneyland, Vegas, Hobby Lobby and OJ Simpson!

The Holy Post

Phil Vischer

Skyejethani, Society & Culture, Philvischer, Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, 226012, Christiantaylor, Atheism, Veggietales

4.64.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2013

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Phil goes to Disneyland while Skye goes to Vegas! Lively discussion ensues about gambling, Christian morality, and the ascendency of Halloween as Disney's new favorite holiday. Our friends at Hobby Lobby get into some hot Jewish water, and will OJ Simpson be America's next great televangelist??? It's surely the end of Western Civilization as we know it!

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Phil. Welcome back to the show. We're here on audio and video. Once again, I'm here with Skyjatani. Hey, Phil. Hi, and Christian Taylor. Hey, Phil. Hi, who has to leave because she has a gig. I do. It's on camera. An on camera gig. Do you know what it is? Yeah, I do. It's for a hospital. A hospital? Are you on a gurney? Are you on a gurney being wheeled down the hall? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

0:30.0

It's probably some terrible mammogram or diabetes, you know, advertisement. I haven't seen. No, they just said we're red, which is why I have on red today. Where red? Yeah, I was like, red hands. I think it is probably a Christmas commercial about, you know, don't eat too much at the holidays or you make explode. Right. We're all the accidents that happen to people at the holidays. Yeah, because I am in the kitchen cooking. So it could be like, you know, if you get hot water, so we need a red gunner. I don't know if it's red.

1:00.0

Or red shirt or well, who knows? Yeah, hopefully. I hope. I hope. I hope it works out for you. Yeah, we have to end on time. So let's get this. She didn't get fired and, man, lose her job. This one doesn't pay me anything. Brandon Price says, listener, slash viewer, Brandon Price says, when you do the interview with Sarah Groves, you mentioned at the beginning that she could pick any of your characters to do the theme song. You then quickly pointed out that you couldn't do Larry because obviously you weren't Larry.

1:30.0

However, you joked that you could go ahead and do a celebrity impersonation of Larry. So I want to hear it. So he wants me to do. I want to hear it. Okay. I'm going to do the theme song as fake Larry. Okay. Go for it. Hi, kids. This is Bob, the tomato and I made a cucumber. Hey, it's a podcast. What do you know? Hey, it's a podcast. So there's no, but now the question is though, which Larry though? There's actually been three different Larry voices. The very

2:00.0

first video Larry sounded like this. He had a lisp and he didn't sound like Larry. He's doing it like this. He said, hey, Bob. He said, hey, it's a podcast. What do you know? Hey, it's a podcast. That was the voice. I remember the list. Did you lose that list? Yes, he lost his list. And then he went to this with a list. Hey, Larry, the cucumber. Right. Have a look. That's my hairbrush. Yes, a hairbrush. Where is my hairbrush? Right. And then Mike decided Larry needed to be more comfortable.

2:30.0

And he lost his list. Oh, that's sad. I'm going to go back to the original Larry. I'm going to do original show one Larry, the cucumber. Well, you know, you're going to get requests for the other two then in the next couple of weeks. Well, then I have something to do. All right. Hey, it's a podcast. What do you know? Hey, it's a podcast. There's no video. Hey, it's a podcast. I feel like I feel like deffy duck. The film is a podcast starts right here. We'll talk the sky and Christian.

3:00.0

Two, we don't got a guest. And Christian has to leave before we do have a guest. Hey, it's a podcast. Pull in the air. The film with your podcast starts right here. The film is your podcast. You're up. Larry, the cucumber for at least one vegetable episode before he changed to a different voice. Goodbye. That's a very interesting bit of trivia. Yeah, because it was the voice of a puppet that Mike did. When we were doing puppets together,

3:30.0

it was called soupie. Hmm. Soupie. I think it was. What was he? What do you look like? Just a man? Okay. It's just a human like soupie sales. Yeah, kind of like soupie sales, which makes, which makes you remember. Remember when you were a kid, and you saw guys on TV or on the Hollywood squares, like Paul Lind. Yes. You know, or soupie sales. Or, or little remember soupie sales or, or Liberace. Yeah, you just thought what fun colorful men. And now they were all gay. They were. That's why.

4:00.0

But they were never actually come on. They were still fun colorful, man. They were fun. Like Paul Lind with all his ass gots and his. Oh, he was my favorite and bewitched. Oh, yeah, he was in bewitched. He was the friend, wasn't he? No, he was uncle. What was his? Arthur? He was uncle gay. Uncle Arthur. But we didn't suspect he was gay. Of course. I was just listening to a interview with Billy Crystal on interview. Oh, I saw him. He's fabulous. He's talking his new book. Right. Yes, he is. But he, I just got part way through the interview. And he was talking about when he

4:30.0

got the role on soap as one of the first openly gay characters. Right. Which I'll make. No, that was booze. But I was somebody. Yeah, different. Just cross dressing on soap. Okay. So was a soap opera. I kind of a spoof almost spoofie. Right. So, but it was 1977. And how he describes the audience reaction and how delicately he had to play that character because of the morays of the age and all that. But yeah, it's just not something that was out in the open. I know. It was just

5:00.0

so as a kid, you think, wow, what a really interesting man that is. Yeah. My times have really changed. I just have changed in our lifetime. I am our lifetime. I remember watching not sky's life. No, it's changed because you weren't even born when Billy Crystal was on soap. Yes, I was when we were born 1976. Oh, my God. You were a year old. Okay. But wait a minute. I remember watching syndicated episodes of Three's company. And I wasn't allowed to watch that. Well, so not when it was on originally in in reruns. It was mostly in reruns.

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But I like, I didn't pick up on the innuendo and the nuance of the fact that he was allowed to live with these two girls because he told the landlord he was gay. I didn't know what that meant. Well, I didn't even think about it. It was weird that a guy would live with two girls at that time. Right. Yeah. Wow. But now as I watch, you know, fantasy Island and the love boat and even I was watching be which to rerun with my kids. And I was like, wow, this is really like progressive for the age. Oh, and I dream of genius.

6:00.0

It was very suggestive that I'll just went over my head. Really? Yeah. Did anyone notice anything? If you're watching a video, did you notice anything different about me today? Do you notice anything? You don't have on black. I'm wearing brown. But that's a very dark brown. But he took the black for you today. I'm wearing brown. I usually wear charcoal gray, but I'm wearing brown and I'm wearing long sleeves. It's cold. It's itchy today. And it's chilly. You know, I can no longer deny that summer is gone. Sky is a little tired.

6:30.0

And then a little bedraggled a little bit because last night sky was in Las Vegas. What? I thought you were in Vegas. He was in Vegas. And he got home very late from Vegas. What were you doing there? I was flying from California. And I had a layover in Vegas for one hour. Yeah. Yeah. It's supposed to be one hour. Nothing led to another. Well, if anyone has spent any time in the Las Vegas airport, if you've ever seen the movie hangover or hangover,

7:00.0

or two or hangover, three, that's what sky was up to last night. Exactly what happened. We had to meet. We found him with Mike Tyson's tiger. But I can't believe you would watch hangover. That is just your phone. I wouldn't ever watch it. He just read about it. I just read about it in my daily bread. I got it right up in my daily bread. I think my head hit my pillow at about 130 last night. And you beat me here this morning. I beat you here. That is amazing. I will crash later this afternoon. Do you think that should we not

7:30.0

expect a lot of keen insight from you? Are you? We're going to have to edit the podcast. What did you do in the airport? You know, okay, true confession. Yes, true confession. First of all, I walked around in circles looking for something that was edible. Oh, God. Well, you're not just walking around in a circle. It does not produce anything. There was like this loop where I could go and check out all these food things. I just kept going around because I couldn't make up my mind because there was nothing that was even remotely nutritious. So I got a protein bar.

8:00.0

You know, I kept walking around all these slot machines. And I've been through Vegas numerous times on layovers. And I'm always like, well, yeah, $5. Why not? Let's just spend and see what happens. I never, I never have. Oh, but last night I'm sitting there watching and they had all these new slot machines that were very digital. Very high tech. It's like Apple making slot machines now. Right. And I was so intimidated. I thought, I don't even know how to use this machine. I don't, I wouldn't know the first thing about how to

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So there was not just a handle to pull. No, it looked very complicated. And so I was intimidated. And then I see all these these elderly people at the airport drinking and smoking and, you know, putting their nickels in the slots. And they're figuring out how to do these machines. I and I didn't. Why do they play the slots at the airport? Because you're traveling because they're sitting around and that's Vegas. Because that's all they have you ever really been the Vegas just once. I've been there a couple times for ministry conferences, believe it or not. That is unbelievable.

8:59.6

I cannot and I told our travel team lacrosse program was going to go there. And I said, I am not taking a bunch of boys. Heck no, no, because you get off the airplane. Literally. Yeah.

9:11.6

And you're assaulted with these horrible, awful images from the moment you get off. You know what? I did last night because we were both flying back from California, but I flew direct. I flew right over Las Vegas. I made sure I stopped there. Yeah, he said, I'm not going to go back with you. I've got something to do on my way. Right.

9:29.6

And when you fly over Las Vegas at like 40,000 feet, you look down. No, it says it's in the middle of a desert. Yeah, that's the whole point. That is the whole point. Why did they? Why did anyone think that was a nice to bury all the bodies?

9:46.9

It's like it's in a giant litter box. You know, it's like it's a sandbox with little mountain.

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