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Spilled Milk

Episode 739: Condiment Packets

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Food, Comedy

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 28 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, it's host Molly, and I'm here to say that spilled milk stands with Minnesota.

0:06.2

All across the state of Minnesota, ICE continues to stop, harass, and detain people,

0:11.3

regardless of their citizenship status. This is not okay. You can join us in supporting the good

0:18.2

people of Minnesota by going to standwithminnesota.com, where they've got a

0:23.9

fantastic directory of places to donate to activists on the ground. So no matter where you live,

0:30.4

you can make a difference in supporting people in the fight against tyranny in Minnesota.

0:36.3

Thanks so much. And again, join us in visiting

0:39.1

standwithminsota.com. I'm Molly. And I'm Matthew. And this is spilled milk,

0:48.9

the show where we cook something delicious, eat it all, and you can't have any. And today

0:52.7

we're talking about condiment packets.

0:54.6

That's right.

0:55.5

This episode was suggested by listener Elenifel. Do you think I'm saying that right? I don't know. Anyway, Eleni Fell on Reddit. Yeah. Apologies if I've butchered your name. Yeah. Get in touch. Contact at spilled milkpodcast.com or Reddit. I'm a little scared of this episode because a lot of these packets

1:12.6

are full of things I don't like and I'm afraid they're going to come out and get me. The good news is I

1:16.6

don't think we have to taste any of them because we've we've tasted these packets before.

1:22.6

But basically what we're talking about here are, you know, the little ketchup packets, little mayonnaise packets.

1:29.4

Also, the little salt and pepper packets.

1:31.9

Do you remember the ones that have kind of ridges?

1:34.2

And you break them.

1:34.9

It's almost like they're, what do you call like, they're like tunnels in there.

1:38.2

Yeah, there are tunnels in there.

1:40.1

Oh, yeah.

1:40.9

I forgot about those.

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