Episode #734 - Bad Optics

Legion of Skanks Podcast

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4.8 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Comedians Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, and Dave Smith discuss having sex with a friend’s mom, the optics of spending a lot of time around a more famous friend, why Luis feels bad for women, and accusations against Adam 22 involving an underage girl. All This and More, ONLY on The Most Offensive Podcast on Earth, The LEGION OF SKANKS!!!

Air Date: 03/24/23

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0:00.0	What's going on, Skanks? We're so excited to announce that the Legion of Skanks is going
0:09.1	out together for the first time ever. Starting this summer, August 10th, 11th and 12th, we're
0:14.3	doing a run of theater shows. Starting in Hampton Beach, New Hampshire, Boston, Massachusetts,
0:19.4	and at the Foxwoods Casino and Resort. Tickets are on sale now at bigjcomedy.com or at
0:24.5	Lewisofskanks.com.
0:54.5	I'm just talking about one to bang mom. Like my mom was actually, or somewhat attractive.
1:15.3	No, my mom was a, she was like an attractive woman, you know what I'm saying?
1:18.1	People paid her up to $30 for pussy. God, they rights you was attractive.
1:23.9	My mom didn't have, by the time my friends were of the age of wanting to fuck somebody's
1:28.5	mom, my mom was already so like being down and depressed by life. It didn't matter how
1:34.2	hot she was. Yeah. I don't know if I had friends that certainly
1:37.8	like outwardly wanted to fuck my mom. That wasn't really the thing. It was just when I was
1:42.1	a little kid, my mom was, say like a size zero jeans and monster tits. So like when she
1:49.1	would, and she was young. So she would dress the part of that. Jay's entire family is
1:53.8	top heavy. Yeah, we're all top heavy people. We have great legs. But yeah, my mom, I remember
2:02.0	like my mom, that feeling of my mom coming in to bring like cupcakes for like my birthday
2:06.3	to school or something and just being like, oh man, I'm like everyone's definitely like
2:11.1	me. Why are her titties like that? Titties are just hanging out. Not really hanging out.
2:16.8	She was like tight t-shirts and she just had huge tits in like a tidy way. So just looked
2:20.8	that way, you know, it wasn't that she was like necessarily being like dressing hori.
2:25.1	It was just you're dressing like a 20 fucking four year old. Right. I remember one time
2:30.0	my mom brought in like cupcakes to like my class for Halloween. And she, she dress
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