Episode #731 - Hooch Nipple - Ari Shaffir & Aaron Berg
Legion of Skanks Podcast
Gas Digital Network
4.8 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2023
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
Comedians Ari Shaffir and Aaron Berg join Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez to discuss how Luis’ ex’s boyfriend killed himself, leaving your baby on the roof of your car, whether there were any fun days during the holocaust, the disappearance of transvestites, and their first jobs. Plus, the guys get to know a mother/son duo who unknowingly walked into the show. All This and More, ONLY on The Most Offensive Podcast on Earth, The LEGION OF SKANKS!!!
Air Date: 03/13/23
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, Skanks? We're so excited to announce that the Legion of Skanks is going |
| 0:09.1 | out together for the first time ever. Starting this summer, August 10th, 11th and 12th, we're |
| 0:14.3 | doing a run of theater shows. Starting in Hampton Beach, New Hampshire, Boston, Massachusetts, |
| 0:19.4 | and at the Foxwoods Casino and Resort. Tickets are on sale now at bigjcomedy.com or at |
| 0:24.5 | Lewisofskanks.com. |
| 0:54.5 | What's up everybody? It is Legion of Skanks podcast coming to you live from the Stan |
| 1:15.7 | Comedy Club. I'm your host, Big J. Ocarson. You're the host? I'm one of them. All right. |
| 1:20.8 | You should say I'm one of the hosts. It's a little condescending. It's not Jay and the |
| 1:26.7 | Skanks. You're just coming forth in an election. That's true. But it was the irony because I |
| 1:32.9 | most liked. Sure. Is that what you think happened in that election? You think you ironically |
| 1:39.6 | lost an already and just fucking win and then I wasn't a very close second because I'm truly |
| 1:43.8 | the hardest. You were just in second. Go back to the numbers. You were just in second. |
| 1:47.5 | Oh, distance second. It wasn't close second. It was opposite of just in second. Everybody, |
| 1:55.0 | you know that voice. It's the reigning defending Los Mani champion, the Puerto Rican |
| 1:58.6 | Rattlesnake, Lewis J. Gomez in the house. That's right. We're down personally, personally |
| 2:04.5 | responsible for taking down L.S. Mania. Finally. That's right. Jason, yeah, they're |
| 2:08.9 | five out of cancel it. They canceled it. You crossed me. That's what happens. I like |
| 2:13.3 | that. I like that. We have no Dave Smith tonight because there was too much. Too much |
| 2:18.3 | to do with the fucking terrorist attack at the synagogue. It doesn't go to. That's |
| 2:23.3 | it. There's too much Jew in the room. So we had to stay out. We had to cut the weakest |
| 2:26.1 | link of the Jews. Dave said he was sick tonight. It's also the reason that our other guests |
| 2:30.2 | is in here tonight. Also sick. I think they're in cahoots. I think both people with young |
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