Episode 73 - Whitmer Thomas

Entry Level with Brooks Wheelan

All Things Comedy

Business, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Whitmer Thomas (great comic, Brooks' old roommate) discusses the jobs available on the Alabama coast growing up, charging a woman $17,000 on a $1.70 ice cream cone, and sleeping with a babe he delivered groceries to. Check out Whit's podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/american-arts-culture-review-clay-tatum-whitmer-thomas/id1438810598?mt=2 Check out Brooks' travel show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avigLRUVvAE GET THE MUG: https://www.etsy.com/shop/EntryLevelStore

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ooh, yeah, listen up.
0:05.0	I can see you new to this.
0:09.0	You ain't got no job.
0:12.0	You ain't got no experience. You ain't got no
0:15.0	experience. You're entry level.
0:19.7	You ain't got no qualifications baby your entry level
0:29.3	your entry level your entry level baby
0:33.0	baby oh yeah
0:40.0	and entry level oh yeah
0:41.0	and
0:42.0	and we're here with Mike Burns.
0:44.1	Mike, you're back.
0:45.1	What up, gangster?
0:46.1	Yeah, you are hanging out, you're over from your current apartment, you were telling me all
0:49.5	about it over on your podcast. Power Moves with Mike Burns?
0:54.3	You're a 43 year old man who got in trouble
0:59.4	for breaking into your apartment pool complex.
1:01.9	My only pool, my complex. My only pool.
1:03.0	Yeah.
1:04.0	My pool.
1:05.0	Yeah, like I did the fence hop because it was locked and like that means no, no.
1:09.0	It made me laugh.
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