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Hello, hello everybody and welcome back to the Chiluminati Podcast H-Wine edition.

Oh yeah.

No, no.

It's H-Wine, happy, double H-Wine baby, happy Halloween, get it?

H-Wine double H-Wine.

I was going to be like, yeah double H-Wine.

Yeah, double H-Wine talking about it.

If you say double H-Wine to someone, they're going to kick your ass.

Don't do that.

Okay, this is the Chiluminati challenge, okay?

Tick tock.

Don't do that.

Head out there and wish somebody a double H-Wine and say it like that.

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