Episode 73: Christmas 'n Criminals

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2016

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Awwwww yeah, you and your mother's favorite podcast is back for another great week of content. We come out of the gate HOT with a story about a young North Carolina boy's run-in with a Santa. Next, we get to a mannequin challenge that resulted in some arrests. Keeping with the theme of criminals, we discuss a story about a woman who gave cops more than they bargained for when they arrested her. Next stop, Delaware, for a sex shop that has a Santa outside, so kids can take pics with him. After that, there's a LONG awaited Gary Keillor update! Then, right back to criminals for a Walmart round-up. O'Neill refuses to admit that Indiana is losing it when we talk about a story out of Bloomington. Danish discusses some sauna chemistry. We also discuss the story of a woman whose last name is Hotlodes who loves nachos. We close the show with some brief MMA talk. Enjoy the show, ya weirdos.

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0:00.0	Whatever go ahead. Fire her up. Neil. Yeah.
0:15.0	I was Danish.
0:20.0	I was so near. I was so near.
0:22.0	So I can tell you how they both feel.
0:30.0	It's a free podcast, so it's a fucking good deal.
0:37.0	They call it Danish.
0:40.0	Danish and O'Shallonil.
0:45.0	D'Shallonil.
0:50.0	D'Shallonil. D'Shallonil. Gated Shano Neil. Shano Neil.
0:54.0	Gated Shano Neil.
0:57.0	Gated Shano Neil.
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1:01.0	Gated Shano Neil. Day to shine no me. The same on me.
1:05.0	Day to shine on me.
1:10.0	Day you shine on me.
1:12.0	Ah, how do you see? I'm not sure I do know what it means like you know what it means
1:19.6	I do know what it means episode what is this episode 73 is episode 73 whole I don't know let me ask somebody
1:27.0	yes okay well there it is episode 73. 73 watch me pee. By the way your request for a new theme
1:38.0	song really got some people up in arms, some current theme song defenders came out. You know people don't like change but
1:44.8	once the change comes they'll appreciate it. I heard your your slogan is make the
1:49.2	theme song great again. It is used to be changed. Real quick, some quick points off the top. John wrote in on
1:57.7	Twitter, he'd like to know how much it would cost to turn your infamous Columbia College mattress fucker movie from VHS and a DVD?
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