Episode 728: Warm Cup O' News at 11.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2020

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Jacob goes to play poker but first, some breaking news.

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:04.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:05.0	Great, let's go!
0:07.0	Oh no, fart noises.
0:24.7	It's time for Matt McIntyley's ice cream social sitting across with me, Paul Mattingly.
0:28.6	Across from me, Matt Donnelly.
0:30.3	On the knobs and dials, we have Jacob, the audio guy.
0:32.6	You know it's a comedy show.
0:34.0	We're preaching fun.
0:35.8	Good news, guys, no stimulus till after the election guys and i'm feeling
0:40.1	good about you know what honestly i'm still full yeah i'm still so i couldn't have another i couldn't
0:45.1	need another dollar i will say last night i had a good time with some self-stimulus packaging
0:49.1	treated myself just a little a little self-stimulus.
0:54.9	I'm actually, like, I, I don't want to brag.
0:57.3	When that first $1,200 came in, I spent it on $120,000 penny stocks.
1:04.6	And I've been rolling in it.
1:07.2	He's the wolf of Wall Street.
1:09.1	Totally.
1:10.0	I have the most diverse mutual fund of penny stocks anyone's ever seen.
1:14.1	Did you just go to the bank and get $1,200 worth of pennies?
1:18.1	Yes. Is that not what penny stocks are? Not the same thing.
1:20.7	That's worth more than $1,200 now. Is there the penny things, is the change thing still a thing?
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