What's going on, Skanks? We're so excited to announce that the Legion of Skanks is going

out together for the first time ever. Starting this summer, August 10th, 11th and 12th, we're

doing a run of theater shows. Starting in Hampton Beach, New Hampshire, Boston, Massachusetts,

and at the Foxwoods Casino and Resort. Tickets are on sale now at bigjcomedy.com or at

Lewisofskanks.com.

Black History Month is an annual observance of Black Excellence. In honor of Black Excellence,

the Legion of Skanks would like to celebrate history's greatest achievements in cultural

appropriation. Today, we honor Chester Marlin Hanks, also known as Chet Hayes, born on August

4th, 1990, to actors Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks. While his father and brother, Thomas and

Colin Hanks were both blessed with a wide range of acting abilities, Chester was gifted

with a knack for Petwa. And in a masterful stroke of code switching, captivated a nation.

Chet Hayes managed to propel himself to new heights, becoming a household name using what

can only be described as Blackface the Voice to introduce himself to the world at the

2020 Golden Globe. Using this newfound fame, Chet coined the phrase,

White Boy Summer, which was abruptly halted by China using a bio-weapon deployed out

of the Wuhan province. We here at the Legion of Skanks commend his dedication to cultural

appropriation to strive for bigger and better things. So big up to you, Brada Man.

Thank you for joy, thank you for pain, it's a beautiful day, it's a beautiful day,

it's a viral TikTok kid. You have a heart out and that's a that's our opening bit is

me singing that song. You have to stop dating a TikTok sensation telling us all about

TikTok. You have to live in your young girl world and then leave that at home when you

talk to us Lewis. I don't even know if she's got a big following

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