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WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

Episode 721 - Jeff Goldblum

WTF with Marc Maron Podcast

Marc Maron

Comedy

4.629.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2016

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

It's not really Independence Day without Jeff Goldblum. Instead of spending the holiday fighting aliens, Jeff sits down with Marc in the garage to discuss Robert Altman, Wes Anderson, Pittsburgh, the Meisner technique, The Fly, Jurassic Park, Carl Sagan, becoming a new father, and saving the world.

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0:00.0

Fuck the game!

0:09.5

Alright, let's do this. How are you? What the fuckers? What the f**k buddies? What the f**k Anistas?

0:15.0

What the f**ksters what's happening? I'm Mark Marin, this is my show. This is my podcast

0:21.7

WTF with me, Mark Marin. Thank you for listening.

0:25.6

Happy Fourth of July. Keep it happy. Don't lose any digits.

0:28.8

Don't get killed in some dumb way. Don't drive all fucked up. Keep alert for those

0:36.6

others who are not heating my advice or didn't necessarily hear it and they

0:41.9

might not know not to drive all fucked up. Try not to eat too much shit that

0:47.3

you're gonna feel horrible for for too long a time. Don't set fire to anything.

0:52.7

Don't blow up any small animals. All right, don't go down the slippery moral

0:59.7

slope to like do you think that thing will burn? Can you catch it? Don't do that.

1:04.2

Those days are behind you. All right, if you've got really fun fireworks just be

1:10.1

you know be careful with the kids. You're grown up you know be a careless asshole

1:14.7

if you want but just not when kids are around. If you want to shoot Roman

1:18.3

candles at each other because you're all shit faced you're just getting

1:21.2

excited because there's things blowing up and light and fire and sounds and

1:27.7

it's so fun you just want to just keep blowing shit up and it's awesome do

1:32.6

it but you know just do it as a grown up only be dangerous with grown-up

1:37.6

friends if they're children around limit the danger for them but like if you're

1:42.4

just on your own you don't have kids knock yourself out but again don't die in

1:47.4

some stupid way years ago I didn't realize that you could shoot Roman candles

1:53.5

at each other it's not on the label it's not recommended I don't even think

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