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Facebook at reality TV pod or links and so much more and now on with the show. Oh, what a night, late, what a night, what a night.

Oh, what a night.

Late February, day 23, what a very special time for me.

What a wedding, what a night.

Oh, love after lockup. I love you and I hate you for leaving us too soon. Now there is a lot to

break down because we got a lot to catch up on with all six couples. So I'm going to get right to it while my anger towards

AJ is still hot. You can hear it my voice because my voice is hoarse this morning because I was

screaming so loudly at that monster last night.

But first up, let's get to James and Allah.

We find James reading some sort of two paragraph essay written by Allah about love.

Now I heard him say something about foundations falling apart so they can grow together.

I've been through three home inspections in my lifetime and I

know that when a foundation is falling apart you walk away from the thing or

you pull a Leo Black from your Housewives in Miami and you tear it down.

James ponders allow that he cannot believe all that's happened in the 15 months since he

found out on a prison pen pal site and he says that she was his dream girl but aren't all nightmares dreams

now at the moment he said that I was like oh oh, thank God, good boy, you're realizing this is just a nightmare.

She is, entered your life, but she's leaving.

But now that we know how they ended up, anyone care to explain how he's figuring this dream nightmare

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