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Facebook at reality TV pod or links and so much more and now on with the show. Well, well, well, we did not see that coming and neither did Shawnees' Honey Booboo.

What in the world happened last night?

I married at first sight.

You know, I committed myself to just start being a little bit healthier and I decided I'm going to cut out my weekday wine.

I'm only going to drink on the weekends.

And last night, started out, really motivated.

I'm going to make a healthy choice, make a nice cup of

kambucha tea instead of a nice lovely chilled white wine and right off the

bat I see Jeffy gifting shese a rose and a red card and I'm like is he being kind of nice what is going on

and instantly I thought maybe I made the wrong choice in choosing tea. I thought maybe the tea had turned. It had fermented too long and I was hallucinating.

But no, it was like Jefty was this happy little munchkin that came out after the house landed on the Wicked Witch.

It was shocking.

So let's just get right into it.

But let's start with Jefty and and Shawnees. It's now date 14 and we enter the room where

Shawnees was having that meltdown over Jeffty being an asshole this entire marriage.

And I know it's kind of hard to remember where we left off because it's actually been two weeks for us too since we saw that last episode.

Jeffty admits that he hasn't been very romantic and he needed to do something.

So he got her a red rose that he hid in a moving box with a card.

The card said, I'm sorry for shutting down and projecting my anger on you. I was protecting myself, but I was shutting you down at the same time. I promised to be here to accept you.

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