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And there is no welcome matter today is whatever day you're listening to this out.

I don't know next to it. So it's a week from track of this.

The problem is it jumps a month and if it jumps a month, it'll be I think it should be

get out of calendar. I think on the second of, no, that pardon me, not the second, the fifth of October.

We need to get a calendar. But today is the fifth of October and a tortoise escaped from

Pennsylvania vet clinic. Now once, not twice, three times, a one, a two, a three.

I love this story.

Is it wanted to get to the bottom of how many lives at the bottom fucking to see all Bob?

It's still on the loose. It's like that guy who humped his way up over the fucking gate.

Yeah. And he was just gone for like a week. He's running around and they got the

fucking, they got the guys like, I want every outhouse doghouse house house house. I want them all.

He they got that guy out there and he's and they still he's still running fugitive running circles

around him. And then and then they finally catch him. This, this turtle is still.

There's still still a lot. Still going. Still going.

How do you lose a fucking tour? It, well, it's going to get to the to the end before the hair.

That's for sure. No matter how you got it. Can you imagine boarding your dog at this vet clinic?

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