Episode 718: Run The Ferengi Jewels

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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I don't know if you know this or not, Paul Mattingly was a Klingon. Matt attacks the dog shit situation.

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:04.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:05.0	Great, let's go!
0:07.0	You can make slime out of glue and slime.
0:11.0	When I went to the market, I said piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy,
0:16.0	and they said, get out of here, you pig!
0:19.0	I was like, I'm not a pig.
0:22.2	I thought it was wine.
0:23.1	It was antifreeze.
0:24.2	What do you know?
0:28.7	It's time for Matt and Manning his ice cream social sitting across from me.
0:31.0	A fine bottle of antifreeze, Paul Manning.
0:34.7	And next to me, a fine bottle of WD40, Matt Donald.
0:38.0	Jake up, the audio guys, pushing the knobs and dials over there.
0:39.4	We're preaching fun.
0:40.1	We are.
0:41.6	Fun it up.
0:43.4	This is the ice cream.
0:45.6	Fun. Get fun. Get fucking fun.
0:47.5	Fun in your fucking face. Fuck your fun.
0:48.1	It will kick you right in the nuts.
0:49.8	Or go home.
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