Episode 716: Palm Full Of Spit and A Wish

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2020

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Paul goes to the vet. School's in for Matt. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.

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0:00.0	Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:04.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:05.4	Great, let's go.
0:07.4	I saw five productions of Hamlet where a ham actually played the lead character.
0:16.2	And he hesitated, and he was turned into a sandwich.
0:20.7	Alas, poor Yorick, he was mayonnaise.
0:24.3	That's time for Matt Mattingley's ice cream social over there with quite the sizzle reel, Paul Mattingly.
0:30.5	Yeah, that's the...
0:33.6	We're preaching fun.
0:35.0	I'm Matt, that's Jacob.
0:36.3	Thanks for joining us, everybody.
0:37.9	The Shakespeare highlights.
0:38.7	Paul almost got words out.
0:40.0	Yeah.
0:40.3	He was so close.
0:41.3	It's been a day.
0:42.3	Paul went to the vet.
0:43.6	I've been cooked all day.
0:45.2	Now, you went to the vet today, Paul.
0:47.0	Yes.
0:47.4	I've gone to the vet a few times during this, during the lockdown, during the pandemic, during these unprecedented times.
0:53.8	Absolutely unprecedented.
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