Episode 712 - Christine Bortolin

Stop Podcasting Yourself

Graham Clark and Dave Shumka

Comedy

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2021

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Improviser Christine Bortolin returns to talk birds, contact lenses, discount candy.

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0:00.0	Hi, he's Dave Shumka, and he's Graham Clark, and together we host Stop Podcasting Yourself.
0:15.0	Woo!
0:23.0	Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 712 of Stop Podcasting Yourself.
0:27.0	My name is Graham Clark, and with me as always is a man who looks just dandy with his new haircut.
0:32.0	Mr. Dave Shumka.
0:33.0	Yeah, I got my haircut on Tuesday, and I play hockey on Tuesday nights, and I went to a new person to cut my hair,
0:46.0	and I've never been to this person before, and he put a lot of junk in my hair.
0:52.0	And it was very, it was fighting with how spiky and poke-y up it is, and trying to brush it.
0:59.0	It really gave me a tint in.
1:01.0	Yeah, sure do you mind if I use this elmer's glue to fix your schedule?
1:06.0	Brush it forward, but then, oh god, we spiky in the front, and it was fine, except then I played hockey,
1:12.0	and all this junk that was in my hair, all the like creams and ointments, they all sweated down into my face.
1:21.0	And it was just like, oh, well, I guess I need to drink more water to get this out of my mouth.
1:31.0	Our guest today, joining us here on the pie guest, a favorite guest, a return guest, the also funny Christine Bordelin.
1:38.0	Hello.
1:39.0	Hello.
1:40.0	Bortdog.
1:41.0	Ayo.
1:42.0	Bortdog Radio.
1:43.0	Ayo.
1:44.0	Here we go.
1:45.0	My dad once made a podcast before podcasts were a thing called Dog Talk Radio.
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