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Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

We're recording live from Glory Holes Studios in Chicago and beyond. This is cognitive

distance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way. We bring critical thinking,

skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome mad today is Thursday,

August the 24th. Yeah. And today is a great day, Cecil. Yeah. It's a very,

you know, I woke up today and I thought, is there going to be something right with the world?

And we had planned one of the things that we had planned to do was we were planning on,

I have Ruth Bader Ginsburg behind me on the wall here.

Yes, indeed. We're going to lower it and we were going to put Trump his mug shot.

It's fucking big dumb mug shot. That cocksucker decided to come in tonight.

Yeah. Tonight tonight of this morning or whatever. And so we don't have a mug shot yet.

Guys, I'm driving to the studio and I'm like every stoplight, I'm like checking my phone.

I'm checking. Just to see. Just to see.

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