Episode 710 - Andrew Cuomo Resigns
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 August 2021
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
New York governor Andrew Cuomo has officially announced his resignation over the sexual harassment allegations against him (after telling the world he isn’t a pervert, just Italian), the new Jeopardy! host Mike Richards has some old lawsuits from his time at The Price is Right dug up, and Truly seltzer ran out of aluminum cans for their seltzer.
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| 1:12.8 | you lemons, you know? Yep, yep, yep. Right. And then, you know, you can make |
| 1:19.6 | lemonade out of it, right? Right. Andrew Cuomo can't do that. Make lemonade. |
| 1:26.9 | Not in the office. Not in the office, he can't. He's not allowed to make lemonade anymore. |
| 1:31.9 | He's not allowed to make lemonade anymore. Okay, around the corner, right? That kind of thing. |
| 1:38.4 | Oh, boy. Man, I love it. I love it. Cuomo Sexuals Unites! |
| 1:48.0 | Where are my Cuomo Sexuals? Let me get this straight. Yeah. They want him out because he's Italian. |
| 1:56.4 | No, they want him out because he's a pervert. Oh, because he said... He said, I'm not perverted. |
| 2:03.2 | I'm just Italian. Yeah, I don't watch the news. I just watch his videos that he puts out. Sure, |
| 2:08.4 | sure, sure, sure. And so I don't really understand the problem. Man, it's good. My God, it's good. |
| 2:14.8 | It just kept getting better over and over and over again. Yeah. Here's when I knew that he was |
| 2:19.2 | going to be out. If you're just joining us, by the way, welcome to the shit show. One, two, |
| 2:27.5 | when his brother, because I've been popping back in, popping my head back in to see an |
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