Hello again friends and welcome back to another edition of Jim Cornett's Drive-Food.

The Drive-Thru window is wide open this week with your questions, as sent in on Twitter

using the hashtag cornydrivethru or via email to cornydrivethru at gmail.com. I am your host,

the great Brian last, and now I will introduce the man who will be answering your questions.

The leader of the cult of Cornett, Mr. Jim Cornett.

If they're not your friends anymore, did I not say they were friends?

You said hello friends but not and you are my friends, there was that reassurance in

days gone by when he didn't just come in this thing half-assed and besides that, once again,

we're just wide open. You couldn't come up with anything but we're just wide open, like a

drunken cheerleader on prom night. Just wide open is the drive-through. Not open for business or

ready to disseminate knowledge and answer your questions but just wide open, wide open,

like fucking Paris Hilton on Oscar night. Just wide open.

All right, a Paris Hilton reference in 2018. Well, I don't know who these

fucking modern day horrors are. I don't know, you know, they have who are who's the hot who

are these days that fucking gets out of the goddamn limo with no fucking panties on. I don't,

I don't have time. I'm running an empire here. I don't have time to keep up with TMZ and that ilk.

That launched the Kardashians. Remember Kim Kardashian was just Paris Hilton's rich friend

and then all of a sudden people realized she had some ass and then she added to that ass and then

the Kardashians ought to have been launched. Every single one of them has some ass. It's all

between their fucking ears and my face. I have a no Kardashian household. The voice, it's a no

Trump and no Kardashian household. Neither voice nor likeness can be heard or seen in any room in my

home. Are there any wrestling personalities who have a similar treatment in Castle Cornet?

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