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Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Episode 71: Drag Race Season 2 – Once Upon a Queen

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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4.61.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2017

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

It’s a literal reading rainbow, Mary’s! The library is opened for this season’s reading challenge—and Jujubee immediately sets the bar. Then the queens are off on a whirlwind promotion of their autobiographies. Raven aims for the bestseller list while Tatianna struggles to spell (literally) and Jessica loves that drink. We Mary out on the importance of reading, debate Pandora’s struggles with Santino on the runway, hiss at the mere presence of Jeffrey Moran and learn a new deep cut catchphrase from Tyra. Stick around for a Last Chance Lip Sync you will absolutely not not love.

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, Mary.

0:01.0

All right, Choo-B.

0:18.0

I'm not nervous.

0:19.0

I'll read a bitch.

0:20.0

I will read you to feel.

0:23.0

Miss Tyra, was your barbecue canceled?

0:27.5

Your grill is .

0:31.2

And Miss Tatiana?

0:33.1

Miss Honey.

0:34.6

You think you're so soft, not by the hairs

0:37.2

of your chinny, chin.

0:38.3

Oh!

0:39.3

Let me tell you something, puerca. You won't understand this anyways.

0:44.3

You know my jist.

0:48.3

Do you understand?

0:51.3

Pandora. Can we talk about sun tanning?

0:56.2

And you.

0:57.3

Legendary you think you are.

0:59.2

Legendary looks like leg and dairy.

1:04.8

The library is close.

1:08.1

So we finally come to my favorite mini challenge, the reading challenge, where the library is open, darling.

1:17.9

Oh, yeah, this is a Tuesday afternoon. The library is open. Yes. And I, this is iconic Jujubi. I think this is probably the best reading of all the reading challenges.

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