Hi everybody this is your humble producer Brendan I wanted to jump on briefly let you know that this is a very special episode of the show

because

We fucked it up

We recorded an entire hour with our guest Alex Nichols but due to a technical

problem that I am choosing to blame on Amber's cats Felix and Virgil's audio was

lost and I had to painstakingly reconstruct the first half of the taping and completely drop the second half.

The good news is therefore there's one whole half of it intact and the even better news is the second half wasn't

very good anyway and we have a better half now because to our rescue came none other

than wannabe thriller novelist and cucumber shaped racist transphobe

Ben Shapiro and his latest work true allegiance.

The boys and Alex jumped on an emergency broadcast tonight and we filled out

the second half of the episode with a very fun reading of Ben's pathological and poorly written novel.

So without further ado, please enjoy this

very special half lost episode of Chapo Chappas. All I want to be is a jump. We are moving out of the problems and big shows.

All I want to be easy a jump. Welcome everybody. It's another episode of Chappo Trap House.

On a snowy day here in the Big Apple.

Only in New York folks in this crazy mixed-up town could it be snowing.

I would just like to know a bit of show business.

If you did order the t-shirt from us several weeks ago, we are going to mail, we are going to mail them to you this week.

We just, you know, trust us, they're going out soon, you'll have your Trappo Trapphouse t-shirt but I thank you all for being

understanding and you know I not inundating us to the requit like where's my

t-shirt where's my t-shirt where where's my t shirt because yeah I paid for something

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