Episode 71 - Can I F*ck Your Dolphin?

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Politics, Comedy, News, Sports

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2016

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer discuss the $400 million cash ransom payment and why it's never a good idea to proposition sex with a dolphin.

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0:00.0	Now come to drinking grass, put down the water, grab a fucking drink.
0:23.0	Oh, rossi pee.
0:27.0	Slip toilet.
0:28.0	Slip toilet.
0:30.0	Let's start running high note Jared.
0:32.0	Let's start it on high note.
0:33.0	You know that's not me.
0:34.0	I gotta go straight for the gutter.
0:37.0	Oh god, you live there.
0:39.0	You fucking, you've got a one bedroom there, no AC in that gutter.
0:44.0	Right in that gutter, you are a filthy, filthy gutter boy.
0:47.0	Filty little gutter boy.
0:50.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:51.0	Just a gutter child.
0:52.0	You're like the kid in free willy, who's just like, yeah.
0:56.0	If the kid was fucking free willy, that would be that.
0:59.0	Well, you think that was a fucking whale trainer or I'd fuck the whale?
1:03.0	Absolutely.
1:04.0	Yeah, I probably would.
1:05.0	Ah, welcome to the show.
1:07.0	You know that voice belongs to Evan Hafer.
1:10.0	The other one belongs to Jared Slit toilet tailor.
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