Well hello there everyone evil mastermind Dr Steve here in a recent episode of the

radio adventures of Dr Floyd we traveled back to Shakespearean Times. Now, we know that some of you fans

out there might not be familiar with Shakespearean English, so we've hired the Royal Shakespearean

Academy of Brooklyn to translate these episodes for

more modern audiences.

Enjoy.

The Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd proudly presents the hilarious tragedy of Pyramis and Fisbee. and Disney. See, just know that we didn't come here to upset you.

We merely came here to put on a little show for you and show off our talents.

That's it.

This is just a play, and even though some parts might make you scared or sad.

It's just a play.

It's not real.

Please remember we only came here to make you smile.

Seriously, our only goal here is to make you happy, not sad, okay? Now, the

actors are already and they're going to tell you everything you need to know.

Just in case you're wondering why in tarnation I'm all covered in clay and carrying around this rock, I should tell you that I snout and playing the wall the kind of wall that has a little hole in it so Pyramis and Thisbee can whisper through it and when I hold up my two fingers like this

it's the crack that Pyramis and thisbee taught through.

Okay, be quiet.

Here comes Pyramis up to the wall.

Oh, dark night. Oh night that is so black in color. Oh night that is so black in color.

Oh night that is always there when it is not daytime. Oh night I'm so sad because I think my girlfriend

this be has forgotten her promise to meet me here and you, oh sweet and lovely Wall, that stands between her father's property and mine.

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