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Recording live from Glorill Studios in Chicago and beyond. This is Cognitive Distance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence.

To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad. It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome mad.

Today is whatever day you're listening to this on. I don't know. It gets it's August.

I feel like that's the new engine. Today is the day that you are existing.

Today is the day the Lord Halfmade. Let us be glad and rejoice.

Today is the day the Lord Half made it 420.

On the prayer clock. We should have James Earl Jones said that instead.

We got to get a fucking James Earl Jones cameo. Do you see on cameo? I don't, is he dead?

Well, that'll make it way harder.

I don't know who's dead or alive. That would be hard. Let's see these alive. Let me do a search real quick.

Because if he's alive. If he's alive in on cameo.

We got to figure out a way to like pay James Earl Jones to like read the skeptic's creed or something.

That says is an American action. That was 92.

92. What?

He's an old man. Holy shit.

He's probably not on cameo.

Well, good for him. 92.

God damn. Do you want to live to 92?

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