I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something delicious, eat it all, and you can't have any.

Today, we are talking about coconut water.

It's this new beverage that you haven't heard of yet.

Have you heard of it?

Wow.

But we think it might become a thing.

We think so.

And, wow, companies, you should get on this. I think we're ahead of the trend. I think we are. I think the three trends we're keeping our eye on. Coconut water. Yep. Coleman cups. Is that what they're called? Coleman cups. Oh, Stanley Cups. Yeah. Okay. Coleman Cups. You've heard of Stanley Cups. Um, Okay. No, Coleman Cups.

You've heard of Stanley Cups. And escargo. That's going to be the... Oh, yeah. Okay. Perfect. Yeah. Molly recently came back from France and I'm very jealous. That's right. So, I mean, by the time that you hear this episode, I will have been back from France for like two months. But, yeah, there was this thing called Escargo, and they've just started eating it there. They're slowly making their way across the sea. That's right. Okay, coconut water. All right. So I think we tasted this on a previous episode. I didn't actually listen to this episode, but many, many years ago, we did an episode called Natural Waters. I know. What were we thinking? It just sounds like pee, right? It does sound like pee. We used to make episodes like so much broader, like crispy corners. We did, yeah, crusty corners? Krusty corners or crunchy corners? Some sort of corners. Clack-on. The corners that are quack-on. The quon-c-canc-cancon, right? So, yeah, apparently, like I looked at the description of that episode to see if it said anything about whether we tasted coconut water. It said we made jokes about horizontal pole dancing. And I was like, I don't know what that means, but it made me laugh. That's really funny. That's like those horizontal poles, like monkey bar type things they have at the playground. And when you play on those, it's called pole dancing. I mean, in a way, like Olympic parallel bars is like horizontal pole dancing. That's exactly right.

We probably said the same thing on this, on like episode 112. No, no, more than we talk about it, the more I'm thinking this is like a euphemism.

I mean, yeah, for sure.

I'm a little slow.

But what's the horizontal pole?

No, no, no. We're're horizontal but we're pole dancing oh okay

i get it oh now it makes sense this is one of those jokes where the more you explain it the

funnier it gets like most jokes all right oh i'm so glad we're back we ever recorded the show in

weeks uh okay would you like to talk about coconut water?

I would love to talk about coconut water.

Wait, hold on, wait.

Should we start drinking some?

We didn't really do a memory lane.

Oh, right.

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