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I refuse to get out of this week of podcasting

without talking about the Trump Boat Parade.

Oh, yeah, okay, yeah.

So I know we don't got much time here.

But I admit me, do you want to start off

by talking us through your interaction with the Trump Boat Parade? Uh, I don't got much time here. But I admit me, do you want to start off by talking us through your interaction with the Trump

boat parade?

I was driving into Granbury over the bridge out there, really the only bridge.

And as far as you could see, left and right, there were just, I would say hundreds, hundreds of boats.

And they were all a lot closer together than you would ever see boats that are not tied down.

Yeah.

And it was jarring.

So I.

But that's about all I got.

Did you know going in that such a parade existed or did you just came upon it where like, holy shit, they're here, the beautiful boaters? I didn't know, I assumed. And I didn't even know it would be an organized thing. I just figured, all right, it's Labor Day weekend. There's going to be a ton of of Trump voters for Trump. Boats. Boats and soup, folks, boats and soup. So it was still jarring when I saw it,

but I guess I kind of expected the weekend would be full of flags. So my parents, like Friday night,

told us like, hey, we're going to be gone during the day for much of tomorrow. We're going to go

to our friends' house to watch the boat

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