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Stop Podcasting Yourself

Episode 703 - Andy Haynes

Stop Podcasting Yourself

Graham Clark and Dave Shumka

Comedy

4.82K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Andy Haynes returns to talk subscriptions, The Leftovers, and new cars.

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0:00.0

Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 703 of Stop Podcasting Yourself.

0:27.3

My name is Graham Clark and with me is always a man who can't

0:29.9

contain his excitement about the new Drake album, Mr. Dave Schumpke.

0:33.9

Yeah, Drake. I'll be honest. Don't really consider him an album artist.

0:41.4

I know I'm wrong, maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, I'm not, maybe I'm wrong. I'm wrong. People think I'm

0:45.7

wrong. But I just want, I want two songs a year for a mute Drake. Well, you're getting them.

0:51.1

You're getting both of his, you're getting double barrel songs. And I love the two songs I get.

0:56.1

Yeah, I don't, I don't want, you know, 75 minutes of that. It's your big album too.

1:01.9

It is a big album. Yeah. And this is the first video. It's already great. He's incorporated

1:06.7

the great work of rights at Fred. It's, it's, it's going places. And our guest today,

1:13.2

very funny comedian, he has his own podcast called Find Your Beach. It's Andy Haynes everybody.

1:19.2

Hi. Hello. How are you? Do you guys get the, do you guys get the day off from work every time a

1:25.2

Drake album comes out? Is that? Yeah, we do. That's great. The flags fly at extra mast. They,

1:32.4

they add more mast. Yeah.

1:37.2

Oh, should we get to know us? Yeah.

1:43.8

Get to know us. Andy. Andy. It's the last time you were here. You got, you got hitched.

1:49.8

I did get hitched. And what was tell us about the ceremony? We did it. It was kind of a perfect

1:56.8

pandemic marriage. We, we did it in Washington Square Park, which you guys would know from the

2:03.5

large white arc kind of the arc. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. And we did it kind of like pop-up style,

2:12.3

like we just showed up and we had an efficient and we just asked the cops if we could have a wedding.

2:18.0

Um, and they were like, they said, we don't care. Do whatever you want. I don't get paid enough

2:25.7

to bust up a marriage. Yeah, exactly. And then they just, um, we did our wedding and it was like

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