It's time once again for America's favorite show, The Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd.

Brought to you by Dr. Floyd.com.

When we last left our hero Dr. Floyd, he just deduced that he'd somehow been transported into the book The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain. Matters were made worse by the fact that he had not been transported there alone.

Accompanying him on this not so jovial journey was his arch-neemesis evil mastermind, Dr.

Steve. We now find our disorganized duo in the very same bushes we left

them in last episode as the sun rises on the fictional town of St. Petersburg, Missouri.

I just don't see how it's possible, Floyd could we have been transported into a book I don't know but that's what happened well I simply can't believe it

You know that fight you got into last night? It happens almost word for word in the opening chapter of the

Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Oh that's just a coincidence Floyd.

Besides, I refuse to admit that that fight even took place.

Oh, it took place all right. And you, my friend friend got your clock cleaned.

That's where you're wrong because A I'm not your friend and B I don't even own a clock.

You're going to have to do better than that if you honestly expect me to believe that we're in a book.

Okay fine. In chapter one that fight takes place on Friday night and chapter two starts the

next morning with Tom coming out to whitewash his Aunt Polly Spence.

That fence right over there.

Almost at that very exact moment,

the boy Dr. Steve had tangled with the night before

appeared on the sidewalk with a bucket of whitewash

and set it down next to a long wooden fence.

Okay now that's just plain weird.

How did you know that that was going to happen?

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