It's time once again for America's favorite show, The Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd.

Brought to you by Dr. Floyd.com.

In our last captivating chapter, Dr. Floyd and his arch nemesis Dr Steve had been ambushed by three disgruntled scientists called the Literati who had used a device called the

translatura to make our heroine villain vanish instantly and leave us wondering where

they had gone.

Well let's wonder no further and turn our attention to a quiet street in a sleepy little town called

St. Petersburg where the summer air is suddenly filled with a strange humming noise followed by a

blinding flash of light.

A! With a thud. of light. A.

A!

With a thun, Dr. Floyd and Dr. Steve

come crashing down into some bushes.

Floyd, get up, you've landed on my thinking cap.

Oh, sorry.

Come here, little thinking cap. I'll save you from that mean old

Dr Floyd there and now you're safely back on my head. Oh brother what do you think

has happened to us Floyd I don don't know that Translatura machine seems to have transported us somewhere

Where? Beach me you're the one that pushed the button on the remote control. Oh no you're not blaming this on me

Those literati people wanted to make you disappear, not me.

Whatever. Look, it's no use arguing about whose fault this is.

Yours?

What we need to do is find out where we are and how to get back to Saddle River.

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