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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 701 - The Sixth Sense Penis

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

News, Entertainment News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie break down this year’s Emmy nominations, the new Anthony Bourdain documentary ‘Roadrunner’, the biggest dong in the history of earth being shown in the new Netflix show ‘Sex Life’, Hilaria Baldwin popping back up, and Popeye’s being accused of hoarding chicken for their new spicy nuggets.

 

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Why that? Why that Jesse? Oh, I don't know. Now we're live on air and you just did a

1:00.5

full triceratops or a terror doctor. Yeah, a terror doctor. Yeah, I'm just calling

1:07.7

all NUNERS, right? That's your... I'd go with the first one.

1:12.7

What was the... I can't remember things. There you go. Something like that.

1:22.7

There it is. And now we stop doing that. For people's ears. For people's ears, hearts and minds.

1:33.7

Stop doing it. Stop doing it for now, but you're gonna be doing it tonight at the game.

1:38.7

I am. I will be sporting tonight. Yeah. Only way that I like to.

1:45.7

In a suite. In a suite. Good for you, Jafes. Good for you. No, I will say... Is it weird to say that one

1:53.6

time I do want to go to that section where they tape up the seats and just get loose? I mean...

1:59.7

Ah, yeah. Look, if you haven't been in Austin FC, they tape up the seats and they make you stand

2:06.7

in one section behind the goal. And people go... They just look like they're having

2:13.7

all the fun over there. In reality, I'm not sure they might be quite uncomfortable and they're

2:18.7

getting beer thrown on them and everything, but the way that it looks is so fun.

2:23.7

I don't even know if they serve alcohol in that section, but... No, I wouldn't.

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